French Military Victories

Sounds like an oxymoron.

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes

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Da Trunk

A large ass.

Yo shit man, look at da trunk on that bitch.

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shagalot

Someone who shags a lot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot

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chavs

a person that wears clothes that look like pajamas every day of the week until the dirt intergrates its self in to the material(im mean gross). they normaly live in council estates. chavs will never pick a fight unless they outnumber that person 5 to 1. most chavs wear burberry (a realy shit checked pattern) which looks crap. the only thing worse than burberry is fake burberry which is for those chavs to cheap to buy the real thing!chavs are totally unreasonable. avoid chavs at all cost if you do encounter a chav on his own u will fine as at the sight of you he will have craped him self but be warned if you meet a group of chavs you will be challenge the best thing to do in this situation is to punch the one that challenges you his "mates" shall then shit them selves and run away.

chavs will shorten words like "isnt it" to "n it" and "brother" to "bruv"

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faxe

Haggard strong 10% beer from Denmark available in 500ml or 1L cans. Costs about $5.80 at the beer store and for a high-in alcohol beer its not that bad compared to others. Gets you seriously fucked.

Dude, you got faxed.

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schnap

A thin, typically scrawny person.

"That kid's a schnap."

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ip

A term used to describe a good looking girl.

- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight

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