hind pussy

A Southern US term for a woman's anus, used for anal sex. "Hind" meaning rearmost; "pussy" meaning pussy.

"One day, she's gonna let me tap that hind pussy."

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Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.

"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"

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Mother Russia

Refers to Russia, or even the age of the Soviet Union. Sometimes referred to by natives of Russia.

"Mother Russia."
-russian dude if asked where he was from

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Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

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Dracula

Count Vlad Tepes Dracula

The incarnate of pure evil. Known widely for having a diet consisting of human blood. A stealer of souls so that they become slaves, considered "tribute".
Although Dracula has been killed time and time again, Dracula is immortal.
Dracula also has a son named Alucard, who is also half-human. However, Alucard is against his father.

"Castlevania rules. ^_^ "
-me

"Dracoolah!"
-a voice from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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GI Jane

A hack toward ANYONE wearing military clothing.

SOME JACKOFF : "Lookit that fucker; he looks like GI Jane."
ME : "Go fuck yourself."

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FAMAS

fah-mahs

Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne

Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.

"FAMAS's are cool...but if one learns it's French, they won't like it. Idiots. The French can be idiots, but their FAMAS is cool!"
-me

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