M4A1

Colt M4A1 Carbine
5.56x45mm NATO

The carbinized version of the venerable M16 series. The M4 carbine is used mostly by US special forces, but it is even used by the Israeli military. It is said that the M4 carbine will replace the M16A2/M16A4 assault rifle as the mainstay for the Us armed forces...
...but in MY opinion, I think the M16 should stay. The M4 is a great weapon and is battle-proven, but the M16 has a few advantages still over the M4. Although the M4 is full-auto (the M16 only fires 3-round bursts for its full-auto mode), very compact, and heavily upgradable, the M16 has power and accuracy. The M4, on the other hand, excels in other areas over the M16, but it's not as accurate or powerful as the M16.

The idea of the M4 replacing the M16 should be heavily under debate. For now though, the M4 is a favored carbine for our special forces.

"The M4 is a really pimpin' gun. Too bad civilians can only buy those Bushmaster ripoffs."
-me

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showdown

The word given to the australian rules football match betwen the Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power.

When the to Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power play each other the match is refered to as the Showdown

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joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.

"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."

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rate

US Navy ranking system.

"Not rank...rate. There is a difference. Kind of..."
-me

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noun

A term referring to a person, a place, or a thing; essentially something that exists.

Such nouns include:
*me (Dave)
*George W Bush
*Microsoft (the place)
*Nintendo (the place)
*Nintendo Gamecube
*Microsoft Xbox
*Sony Playstation 2
*The Pentagon
*US Army
*La-La Land
*Mushroom Kingdom
*Dreams
*Money
*Food
*Controller
....among MANY others.

Supposedly this term also refers to sexual intercourse, as well as the word "verb" does too.

"Go noun yourself."
-me, if my knowledge of what "noun" now means serves me right

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shemagh

A traditional Arabian headwear that is able to cover up the face.

"What's a shemagh?"
"An Arabian headwear thing."
"Oh it's A-rabs? Fuck that shit."

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Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!

"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

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