lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!

Look out man that cow is a lemos!

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leftovers

The act of revenge on someone, by taking human poo poo and wrapping it in tinfoil, then sticking it in ones refridgerator.

"If Tom does'nt quick being an ass hole, he's going to get leftovers"

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spray and pray

To spray & pray is to go full-auto with an automatic weapon in the hopes that the enemy will take at least one lethal shot to the temple.

"Spray and pray!!!"
-a desperate commando screaming this while going full-bore with his M60E4

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Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

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ape

*Another term for a gorilla.

*A racist slur toward a black person (because of the physical similarities between black people and monkeys).

*A term referring to a person who lacks intelligence.

"Donkey Kong is an ape."

"Don't call a black person an ape please...."

"C'mon you dumb apes! We gotta get goin' before New York's Finest catches up!"
"What the hell're you waitin' for ya apes?! Kill him!"

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simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

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Cwmavon

Home of the rich people.

We are so rich in Cwmavon

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