zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

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Chode

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode.
Joell is a big chodeface.

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er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

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Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

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judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

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balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

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turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

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