gestapo

geh-stah-poh

*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.

*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.

"Many cops today have gone gestapo. -_- that's what happens when people abuse their freedoms?"
-me

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canoozing

A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil)

Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing

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fucked up

Being on some shit that done got you tore up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up

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DSC

Distinguished Service Cross

The second highest decoration for a soldier to achieve in the US Military. The highest is the Medal of Honor. However, the DSC is a very high commendation that defines a true soldier.

"I bought a DSC at the gun-show this Saturday! ^.^ "
-me

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w/e

Abbreviation used in personal ads to mean "well endowed".

MBM, w/e, cut, D/D free = Married Black Male, well endowed, circumcized, free of drugs and disease.

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w/e

Abbreviation commonly used in personal ads to indicate someone is well endowed.

"MWM D/D free, W/E and cut. Seeking WF for good times."
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)

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arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

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