Boglegs

To become "boglegged" and indeed have "boglegs" you have to spend a good deal of time on the toilet, after a while the blood flow to your legs is restricted and as a result you get hyper pins and needles and your legs go all Mongy and you cant walk when you stand up.

I was found on the floor of the toilet with me cecks round me ankles and widdle on me stomach as I stood up when I had boglegs and went arse over tits.

Evil Parrott

In an office situation you rest your cock and balls on a colleagues shoulder.

I was on a call to Zimbabwe, next thing I know I smell scampi fries, I turn around and someone has done the Evil Parrott on me.

1👍 1👎