colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings

Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding

minutes of last meeting

Bog skid marks

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter

Spam swingers

Large pendulous breasts

Ere Dave look at the spam swingers on her !!

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down