Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

Throat Sorceress

A female that has the capability of metaphorically and or literally sucking the soul out of you through your penis

Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.

Loan Fluid

When a form of debt owed has the capability of changing its point of origin, as in a home mortgage self identifying as an auto loan or student loan and combinations

Person 1: They passed student loan forgiveness, I just wish they would forgive my mortgage

Person 2: My mortgage is loan fluid and identifies as a student loan, so I’m set!