stockholm syndrome

A Muse song bordering on the line of insanity. Orgasmic guitar playing and brilliant heavy sections, you haven't lived till you've seen Stockholm Syndrome live.

This is the last time I'll abandon you and this is, the last time I forget you, I wish I could!

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everlong

The greatest song ever, beautiful, raw, rock!!! Nothing comes close to it.

Breathe out so I can breathe you in, hold you in.

238👍 39👎

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you?

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

48👍 25👎

digsy's dinner

My favourite Oasis song, doesn't get any cooler than this.

I'll treat you like a queen, I'll give you strawberrys and cream, then your friends will all go green for my lasagne.

16👍 3👎

monkfish

The funniest man ever, played by Simon Day. Trademarks include telling people to shut it, and telling everyone he's in charge, also owner of the greatest pose ever. Can be seen in All Monkfish great and small and on channel 9, MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKFFFFIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!!

I know this must be a very difficult time for you, so put ya knickers on and go make me a cup of tea!

16👍 14👎

british music

The greatest music in the world, the Brits do it better than anyone else.

See Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Beatles, Oasis, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Radiohead, Blur, Stone Roses, Queen, the Jam, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, the Who, Pulp. Face it, we make music better than all of you.

241👍 39👎

Uncle The One

Quite possibly the greatest person that has ever lived, also goes by the name of Jack Farrow, so were told. Famous for calling people amateurs and that's about it, oh yeah and he's the one.

Can I reserve some balls Uncle The One? Yes you may.

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