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eunuch

a male whose sexual glands (testes) have been removed before puberty; a castrated male. Eunuchs, or 'castrati' develop many of the secondary sex characteristics of females, especially a higher voice, absence of a beard, and scanty body hair. At one time, castration was performed to preserve the soprano voice of young choir boys, and also to provide harem guards who could not seduce their charges. (Greek euoukus, 'guardian of the bed.')

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"
- Capt. Jack Sparrow

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

293πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


castrati

males who were castrated before puberty so that they could be trained to play feminine roles in plays and operas in the 18th century. The tonal quality of the castrati was so pure that the castrated youths were in great demand as performers. Many famous composers of the era wrote operatic parts especially for the voices of the castrati.

Seth sings like he's a castrati.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

58πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


pissproud

a slang term for having a penile erection caused by an overfull urinary bladder. It is a condition typical of the early morning. aka "Morning Wood"

I was so pissproud the next morning, I had Beth rub one out.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


easy rider

a colloquial term meaning a man who marries a prostitute and lives off her earnings.

Jimmy married the ho from the corner of Vine and High St. to become easy rider.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

119πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


twixter

an obsolete term for (a) a boyish girl or (b) a girlish boy

Karl is such a twixter, we sould buy him a dress.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

2πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


parthenophobia

a morbid fear of girls, especially virgins (Greek parthenos, 'maiden, virgin').

Damn dude, do you have a bad case of parthenophobia or are you just a fag.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

41πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


fishwife

a slang term for a male homosexual's wife

Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover.

by Dave Hoff April 29, 2005

59πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž