extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it

We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking

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whacker

any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:

A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)

He is such a frikin' whacker!

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chef

abbreviation for 'Chief' - as in the Chief of a Fire Dept or Police Dept

The Chef handed down some new policies

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jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself

I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends

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Tip Whore

1. A person who intentionally spends an elaborate amount of time taking drink orders from a table that is tipping extremely well at that time.

2. May or may not be at the loss to other servers.

Adam is a fucking tip whore. He keeps hanging around that guy who is throwin money around.

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california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

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corn fed

Referring to a person with naturally large sex characteristics

a.k.a. naturally large breasts, or a naturally large penis

1. Oh my god! did u see the breasts on that girl?
Yeah, she must've been corn-fed

2. Holy shit, this guy's dick is huge!
Yup, he's corn fed

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