sap nut

Sap Nut: is a sexual fetish where someone puts maple syrup on their balls and has someone lick it off.

Justin: Dude that hooker charged me 50 bucks for a Sap Nut.
Steve: That's messed up my dog did it for free.

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Oreo Balls

Definition one:
Oreo balls: A tasty combination of crushed Oreos and cream cheese rolled into a ball frosted and chilled before served.
Definition two:
Oreo Balls: The rare occurrence of a guy having black balls and a white crank or it could be a sign of a series medical problem.

Dan: Those Oreo balls are the best thing since sliced bread.
Rob: I know I ate like ten of them.

Jim: Did you see that dude it the locker room, his balls were black but his unit was white. He should see a doctor before his shit falls off.
Scott: Yeah, he was born that way. That slut Christine used to bang him, he told her that his great-grandmother hooked up with a black dude so he has some black genes in him. She told him to bad it was your balls and not your dick, then she posted that shit on face book, what a whore.

Jim: Didn’t you used to bang her?
Scott: Who Hasn’t?
Jim: good point.

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Seemed like a good idea at the time

a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once

Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.

Inner Thigh Gap

The space between a woman’s thighs just below the sweet spot that allows you to see through a her legs while she is standing still. Normally only found on women who works out and wears the correct pants. Yoga pants and certain types of jeans are the preferred attire of these specially endowed women.

Scott: I was at the gym yesterday and this girl had the perfect inner thigh gap, I could see Tim benching on the other side of gym. I waved at him and he waved back.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.

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