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Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007


yogered

V: To be in the act of doing yoga. OR

ADJ: To be weathered from too much yoga.

Has Xena called since she yogered?

Can you go to the movies with me tonight...sorry, I'm all yogered out.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits April 03, 2008


dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 27, 2007


McRisk

To take a more powerful and guile-like risk.

The cop pulled over Timmy. Timmy was fed him. He took a McRisk and fled the scene.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007


Zeibrut

Similar to a stinson. One who has a sly way about them. Also can be silly and a little brutish.

The zeibrut entered the bar. He was quiet, had a thin mustache and zeibruted his way around the tiny corners.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007


swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 22, 2007


Tap Dancin on Ice

To be on eggshells. A nervous, mcrisky situation.

Trying to set up that 5some and I am tap dancin on ice here!
Bradford was tap dancin on ice when he asked out his friend of seven years, Gloria.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 30, 2007