Jackzer

The name of a one night stand that didn't go away after morning

I took my jackzer out for breakfast so I could get her out of my house before my wife came home.

totals

The word used in front of another word to emphasize the second word's humourous phonetic sound.

Steve: Mr. Dickie is the worst teacher ever.
Dave: Totals Dickie.
-The original totals word was "totals Las Vegas".