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Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....
Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"
Dave...."Epf.."
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when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..
She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...
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To swim to the bottom of a pool and fart..then chasing the bubbles up and popping them with your teeth...
He drank a bunch of cheap beer so he could impress the chick's at the party with the ol' fondaloon
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The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...
I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey
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When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..
This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..
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when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's
I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's
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It is a term that is a comparison to those old tv ads' which showed people blowing cig smoke thru a cheese cloth and the stain that is left on it look's like skid mark's in underwear..
My silk boxer's have smoker's breath on them
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