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The testicles.
Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.
Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.
The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.
See also MacNuggets
Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!
Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
Swollen testicles or the feeling of having swollen/ painful testicles.
Guy 1: Have you seen Mark?
Guy 2: Last time i saw him he was clutching his groin and moaning about his "sore nuts".
*Fighter gets kicked in the groin in the ring*
Guy watching: Ohh! Sorenuts!
Guy 1: Poor sod! His girlfriend kicked him in the nuts and gave him sorenuts!
The cross bar/ top tube on the frame of male bicycles.
Nut - testicles
Bar- metal rod
Guy1- Look he nutted himself on the nutbar!
Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.
Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.
Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!