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a condition of being oblivious and/or clueless regarding the existence of social cues, nuances, mores, norms, et cetera, within a given social subset, or more often than not totally and completely and all the time. This is distinct from the more estimable traits of being indifferent or irreverant, where one is aware of social expectations, cues, et cetera, but simply doesn't care or flat out mocks and/or rejects them. Socially tone deaf people are blind, deef and dumb to the normative social standards and expectations of behavior around them, and demonstrate this with regular incidences of egregious and embarassing faux~pas and party fowling. Consistent responses to the socially tone deaf include head shaking, eye rolling, clandestined warnings under one's breath, and quick-thinking, opportunistic ditching. Syn (masc): fuckstick, (fem): bobblehead.
-Look out, here comes everybody's favorite conversationalist; for pete's sake don't get her started you know socially tone deaf she is.
-Bob is so socially tone deaf, I can't take him anywhere with me.
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Unlike a homewrecker, The Divorcinator is not our for sport, or pure hedonism, but justice. They are out to heal the sick and right the wrongs, acting on a kind of vendetta, often sourced from their own wounds, set-backs, and tragedies. An anti-hero, a black sheep, a Robin Hood, or a Jedi, The Divorcinator urges the helpless to "Use the Divorce!" recognizing that freedom from oppression, tyranny, and abuse could otherwise not be achieved. The Divorcinator is not an opportunist but a liberator. To be called "homewrecker" is a slight, when the "home" in question is a house of cards in which the victim(s) feel trapped. The Divorcinator relieves and frees those who fully acknowledge the destructive nature of the endeavor. Such a "home" is a sham of a structure housing nefarious purposes contrary the accord of marriage, this effecting like a cancer everything that it touches. Oddly enough and in contrast to a philander, for example, a divorcinator is prompted by a sense of justice, morality, empathy, and shared responsibility. They bring pleasure to the miserable, wisdom to the occluded, and fortitude to the weary. A modern day folk hero cast as a kind of Cosmic Cowboy or a "man in black", they ride into town, defeat the bad guys, set the women and children free, then ride off into the sunset. It is a treacherous, dangerous, and tragic role, but a heroic one. It is a role that is not chosen but foisted upon them; it is chosen for them.
"My best friend was so sad and miserable in her marriage, I had to call in The Divorcinator! She could do so much better and now she's finally happy and free."
When someone roves the countryside screwing up everyone else's life because they feel and behave as if everything is owed to them and they owe nothing, by the mere fact of their existence, and just feeling like it should be that way. Lifting a finger to pay their own way, and cover their own ass, is beyond the pale. This behavior is predominantly prevalent in the United States, occasionally employed by princes, kings, assorted royalty, empirialists, colonialists, conquistadors, the Spanish Inquisition, the Holy Roman Empire, but mostly just prevalent in America.
My roommate moved out because he refused to get a job and his parents cut him off, again! Totally entitlement whoring...
A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
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A giant, out of control clash or convening women (generally, though not exclusively), scantily and garishly clad, loud, grating, tacky, meddlesome, troublesome, attention mongering, and perfumed to high hell. No heel under 6 inches, no shorts past any portion of the thigh. There will be jangles, there will be bangles. Bridezilla vs. The Mother of Honeybooboo! These phenomena have the potential to take on mythological, folkloric proportions, rarely documented by humankind, as most all sensible humanity runs for the everluvin' hills and does not peer into the whites of their soulless eyes.... Sometimes a Whorenado can effect a relatively net beneficial result, for example, such as in a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus concert: just good clean fun. Or say a Gucci truck overturns on the turnpike... leather goods for everyone! Saving husbands, boyfriends, sugardaddies and pimps untold millions! Not to be confused with a hodeo (see defs.), the Polar Whoretex or the Whoremaggedon.
Girl, I went to Wet Seal and you could hardly move. The Store was consumed by a giant whorenado. I've never seen so many clear pumps and booty shorts in one place. Sometimes you need a weather report just to go to the mall.