A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about ânaked old men in the locker room â in anonymous online rants
Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. Heâs a peckerchecker
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A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female âitâ; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.
Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didnât bring my own bag, heâs a real San Frandickso
A regular skank, but real short. Itâs a combo word of skank and midget ,
This âskigetâ
Man Iâm so jealous of Joey, Skiget heâs doing gives him a standing BJ
Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes
This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris
Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on theyâre own self .
Damn I couldnât painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until itâ didnât ...
Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.
Careful whoâs face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose
A flaccid penis of at least 9â in length and above average girth
That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler