Peckerchecker

A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants

Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker

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Shitozel

Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .

That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel

San Frandickso

A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female “it”; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.

Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didn’t bring my own bag, he’s a real San Frandickso

Pump-queen

A thin,
Effeminate guy who lifts weights but never gets big, a skinny guy with little muscles . Sports “fake butch “ T ‘s w police or fireman logos.

That Woody Allen looking guy lifts all the time but stays small, he’s a pump-queen

Tongueplunger

Someone who can stiffen their tongue enough to bury it at least three inches into someone’s anus. Can b of either sex or orientation but reported to be most common amongst millennial males who change under a towel tent but stare at naked boomers at the gym. Often accompanied by top button of golf shirt buttoned.

They had a clip on pornhub that was gross, some freak buried his tongue into an old cops ass. He was a tongueplunger.

Tongueplunger

Someone who , OCD style , compulsively and sometimes violently plunges their tongue deep into people’s anuses. They frequently are normal in appearance other that the hyper, jittery demeanor of just someone w ADD/ OCD. But don’t let their conservative threads throw you, they are hyper because they are fantasizing on doing their dirty deed, and when they loose control stick their tongue out (inappropriately ) at dinner parties , et al. Caveat : proceed w caution f you have a large , hairy white butt.

My friend dated this this tongueplunger she was hot but he spent a fortune on proctologist’s bills.

A brown

Anal intercourse , penile insertion into the rectum via the a anus with resultant ejaculation

my girlfriend is a very versatile , wild , three Input pork monster . She’s all smiles this week because next week is national “give your bitch a brown week”

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