Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

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Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

Queefsnagler

A person who fetishizes queefs to the point of burying his face in the perineun as they are let and snarfs the emissions like a loud raspberry on a baby’s stomach .

I know this queefsnagler who almost got asphyxiated as he snarfed the gash of this queef monster he’s dating

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

Millennimo

A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.

Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

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