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porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 15, 2019


cacaphallonious

Similar to its ugly cousin cacophony, cacaphallonious refers to a harsh sound but specifically immigrating from the pie hole of a squeaky voiced bullshitter. From the Latino root ca ca , and the Anglo root phony, since bullshitter

Did you hear the cacaphallonious diatribe Cooper was droning on about his being all state linebacker ? He’s 140 lbs soaking wet

by Davedale February 9, 2020


Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”

Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ

by Davedale July 20, 2019


Majoris

Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes

This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris

by Davedale July 19, 2019


Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

by Davedale August 5, 2019


Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

by Davedale August 25, 2019


Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019