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A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. Itâs size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.
Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier
Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY
I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .
Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.
Careful whoâs face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose
A flaccid penis of at least 9â in length and above average girth
That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler
Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.
Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonaldâs (Plus he was paying )
A chronic fart lighter. Sometimes develops skills such as etching initials on someoneâs back or the side of their car.
That Fariter got busted for setting his poodles hair on fire
A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .
I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, heâs a big wang-ganggler