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Millenniho

A chick born between 95 and 05 who thinks she is all liberated by having lots of promiscuous sex , then later regrets it and needs therapy

Megs daughter Sparkle is in rehab again . Every time she gets a guy to have sex with her more than once she thinks she’s found her soulmate , only to discover date # 3 never comes . Typical millenniho

by Davedale November 11, 2019


Skant

A skank so unattractive that , in spite of receptiveness, you have no interest in partaking in any sexual encounter

I met this skant at the Burger King, she was coming on to me but was such a scode I went to get the car washed instead.

by Davedale July 15, 2019

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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

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Assgazler

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

by Davedale August 5, 2019


Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?

Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board

by Davedale August 5, 2019


Queefsnagler

A person who fetishizes queefs to the point of burying his face in the perineun as they are let and snarfs the emissions like a loud raspberry on a baby’s stomach .

I know this queefsnagler who almost got asphyxiated as he snarfed the gash of this queef monster he’s dating

by Davedale July 21, 2019


shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 26, 2019