Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler
A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He canât change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.
Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think heâs a millennimo
A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. Heâs a swinging dick gandelier
A chick born between 95 and 05 who thinks she is all liberated by having lots of promiscuous sex , then later regrets it and needs therapy
Megs daughter Sparkle is in rehab again . Every time she gets a guy to have sex with her more than once she thinks sheâs found her soulmate , only to discover date # 3 never comes . Typical millenniho
Similar to its ugly cousin cacophony, cacaphallonious refers to a harsh sound but specifically immigrating from the pie hole of a squeaky voiced bullshitter. From the Latino root ca ca , and the Anglo root phony, since bullshitter
Did you hear the cacaphallonious diatribe Cooper was droning on about his being all state linebacker ? Heâs 140 lbs soaking wet
Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.
That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses sheâs beginning to look two demensional
Someone who is so mentally disabled they donât know shit
That shitard went on jeopardy and couldnât come up with âwho was married to Jackie Kennedyâ? as question for answer âJFKâ