Greek Saddle

Removal of the saddle that came originally with your bike, resulting on having to sit on the metal tube. A delicacy particularly appreciated by the male gay population, especially the Greeks.

Themistoklis (sad tone): "I wish I could sleep on my bike..."
<popping sound as he removes himself>

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siberian sock

The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.

Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.

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auto-reverse

adjective: In the male homosexual population, refers to individuals who really have no preference between sodomizing or being sodomized. They are the rarest, and the most sought-after homosexuals.

Serge: Are you active, passive, or auto-reverse?
<notice the glimpse of hope in Serge's eyes as he proposes this last option>

Themis: Auto-reverse.

Serge: Then you'll be passive today. It's party time.

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passive

adjective: In a homosexual relationship between a man and a man, the protagonists cannot have it both ways: one of them gives it to the other. This refers to the person on the receiving end of the penis.

When intending to insult someone by calling them a homosexual, qualifying him as passive makes it more derogatory.

You really are one passive homosexual!

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