Alco-troll

A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!

Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi

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Bumcherto

An uncontrollably melodic series of chuffs that band together to form a reasonably sized fanfare of wonder.

Hey Frank, did you catch that bumcherto back in the shithouse?

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Spam Bullet

Ones length.

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Put down the Spam Bullet darling, your tea is ready!

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Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!

'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.

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Fiery Surprise

To receive a brand spanking new electric fire with no prior warning!

Amazing!!! An unexpected and Fiery Surprise!!

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Chebb Fest

An unexpected gathering of large well endowed ladies, congregated in a small space.

Yo Jeff, you check out that chebb fest in the dinner queue? Looked like a gaggle of beachballs fighting under a blanket

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