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Put down the Spam Bullet darling, your tea is ready!
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A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!
Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi
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To receive a brand spanking new electric fire with no prior warning!
Amazing!!! An unexpected and Fiery Surprise!!
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An uncontrollably melodic series of chuffs that band together to form a reasonably sized fanfare of wonder.
Hey Frank, did you catch that bumcherto back in the shithouse?
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To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!
'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.
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An unexpected gathering of large well endowed ladies, congregated in a small space.
Yo Jeff, you check out that chebb fest in the dinner queue? Looked like a gaggle of beachballs fighting under a blanket
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