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The time of year when Pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to The Flying Spaghetti Monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.
All hail his Almighty Noodliness at Cavatellitine. His noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
For he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
Ramen
The act of being turned into a red mist by way of a shoddily made, imploding submersible.
Dude, did you hear about those idiot billionaires? Instant Chum-ification from what I heard, nothing left but a massive bank balance and some well fed filter feeders down in the depths.
Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!