Four Foot Sandy

While sitting on the beach, position yourself toward the ocean while two girls sit in front of you with their backs to the ocean. Let’s them both perform fellatio on you with their feet at the same time.

I couldn’t believe those girls at the beach gave me the four foot sandy.

Apenungus

Origin unknown. Legend has it only a select few even know the correct pronunciation of the word.

Apenungus has only ever been used in the correct context once.