g-t-o

Urban slang for ghetto

Bitch, why you wearing that? That is so g-t-o.

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KY Conservative

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.

My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.

jimmy

a portable flash or jump drive

"Rip those files to the jimmy."

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Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.

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Whataboutism

Using an unusually stupid example of wrongdoing to try and excuse other wrongdoing. When in reality it just makes both examples wrong.

"It's okay for China to collect our metadata because the US did the same thing and used it to hunt terrorists in Yemen"

"Dude, that is the stupidest whataboutism I have ever heard. If you think it's wrong against terrorists then why the hell do you think it's okay to do the same against anyone else? If one is wrong then they're both wrong, dumbass."

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Norman Rockwell Moment

Any image of a small town event with archetypal characters that evoke imagery suitable for a Normal Rockwell painting.

"Dude. We went to Sarah's BBQ at her parents' house. Fried chicken and watermelon. I had a Norman Rockwell moment."

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Philo

Ancient Greek word for a friend that is so good at social favors they end up doing it professionally. Or a Professor who is exceptionally good at getting students interested in a subject.

A Philo was not just a friend, but eventually became an official title of someone that could be hired to set up arranged marriages for men who were too intimidated to do so themselves.

This evolved into an official title used in multiple fields, such as “Philomath”. Someone who helps another person marry math/science. Essentially a Professor.

Philo is often mistaken for a first name, such as the famous historian Philo Judaeus. This is not his name but his title, meaning Professor of Judaism.

Mark is such a great friend! He just hooked me up with a Julia!

Ya, he’s such a good Philo he could get Pandas to mate!