Matthew

A common garden variety of Grasshopper that only eats the leaves of a mexican cannabis plant. Often found in a secret digital reality fighting evil ogres with weapons which can only be described as n00b-erific.

Served with a side of pizza, this delicacy is best served "baked" and will fornicate on demand. Ofcourse only to be eaten by the mating female.

Spontaneous regeneration of the genitals is also an evolutionary strongpoint as chronic masterbation has always been a problem with the species.

Guy 1

"I was out in the yard and saw a Grasshopper that looked baked and was jerking onto a piece of pizza!!"

Guy 2

"Yeah thats Matthew.... What a stoner!"

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