gay children

pets that gay men treat like offspring

Also any pet doted upon by their owners

"Bob, I have to share with you what Binky, my cat, did last night!"
"Harvey, I am sick to death of hearing about your gay children!"

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Foxing

to pretend to be asleep when someone checks on you.

Mother: "David, are you asleep or just foxing?"
David: "No, Mom I'm sleeping"

see also nap fraud

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