g2e

Got to eat

im hungry i g2e at bk

Cave Canem

Beware of Dog. Latin phrase still used in English.

As we approached the fence, a sign with a painting of a huge, fierce dog read "Cave Canem".

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prosperous

A nice word for "extremely fat" / obese

Well Jody, you are very prosperous. Perhaps you should try our new diet?

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Mustang Ranch

The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.

Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"

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McDonalds

A fuckin' good cheap restaurant. I eat there all the time. McChicken <3. And no I'm not fat. I weigh 130 and am 6'2". I just wish they had more spicy food. Nothing wrong with their food, as most bitches will complain.

Poor guy: Yo I'm hungry let's hit up chipotle. Damn that sounds good, too bad I only got 2 bucks.
Rich guy: Damn, that sucks. I guess let's hit up McDonalds for some mc chickens.
Poor guy: Hells yeah, that's almost as good as chipotle.

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putas de mierda

Spanish for "fucking bitches"
It actually, when literally translated means "bitches of shit"

Look at those putas de mierda!

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mizouse

A mizouse is a mouse

"Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse" --Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About the Pentiums

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