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The response to someone saying they can't afford the new Ferrari
Timothy:"are you going to get the new Ferrari coming out tomorrow?"
Rupert:"I can't afford it."
Timothy:"FUCKING PLEB!"
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To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.
Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money
Thrusting ones knee into the coccyx of the child whilst holding their shoulders from behind and yelling out "CAPPUCCINO!"
Bob: "That bitch stole my pencil so I gave her a cappuccino"
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