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golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018


chumhowler

noun; an anus that has freshly evacuated its contents.

Before eating Stacy's ass, Bobbie screamed in horror as he noticed the "chumhowler" evacuating into his mouth

by David Gary David June 14, 2019


CHUB SLEEVE

THE OUTER RING OF THE BUTTHOLE-NOUN

DAVID!!! I TOLD YOU TO WASH UP FIRST, BEFORE PLEASURING MY CHUB SLEEVE!

by David Gary David April 12, 2019


FISH HOOK

TO PICK UP ONES LOVER BY MEANS OF POINTER FINGER INSERTION INTO ANUS

BRAH BILL BILL HONEY, CAN YOU GIMME A LIFT TO THE BEDROOM? SURE BRIAN, I'LL JUST GIVE YA THE OL' BAIT & FISH HOOK MOVE THAT STOLE YOUR HEART SO MANY MOONS AGO!

by David Gary David August 17, 2022


Golden Geyser

Verb; During coitus, you gleefully have your partner roll-over on his or her back with there anus facing skyward. You then proceed to urinate into the gaping vortex. Your partner then evacuates the warm golden liquid into the air via flatulent discharge thus creating the beautiful and majestic "Golden Geyser"

After a long day of work, Jana pulled the tarp out, laid it on the floor and called Bill in. She saw this as an opportunity to propose the "Golden Geyser" for their mutual enjoyment. Bill agreed without hesitation.

by David Gary David June 5, 2018


Budderfinger

Verb. To place a candy-bar in to your partners anus, hold a plate under your partners asshole & have your partner evacuate the tasty treat on to the plate.

For Lauren's birthday, Justin surprised her in bed with a "budderfinger". She exclaimed with delight and quickly got out her favorite china dish

by David Gary David May 9, 2018