horch

A woman who is a whore and a bitch.

If she only takes the bate and porks the new guy, Donna could finally graduate from being just a measly horch to a fully functional horslutch.

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horslutch

A woman who hits for the coveted "douchebag" cycle. A woman who is indeed a whore, slut, and, a bitch.

After tapping the entire office pool before Halloween, one would think Donna could resist coming to work dressed as the horslutch she is normally, on the actual holiday.

cuntorch

A woman who is a cunt, a whore, and a bitch.

Donna's slortchtitude is abfably miraculous. She's definitely in the running for cuntorch of the year!