instagranted

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.

Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.

snap plant

A person who is extremely addicted to snapchat, and lives their life on their app. They have an insanely huge snap score (1.5 million+), always have 20+ contacts of the opposite gender. The male ones are either fluffy hair white guys, or broccoli heads, while the girls all have the copy and paste boring middle part straight hair. They also collect bodies like its no tomorrow.

I heard that the two snap plants in my class Luke and Ashley are now dating, I predict that they will break up via Snapchat 7 hours and 43 minutes later due to cheating on each other with 5 other people.