movie magic

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.

There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?

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mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.

Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!

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second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

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guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.

Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!

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vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.

Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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CLCH

Chinese Lutheran Church of Hawaii

Lutheran church on Liliha street with many members (many of whom are Chinese, if that wasn't obvious from the name) who conduct service in English, Cantonese, and Mandarin.

Dude: Where you going this Sunday?
Dudette: Where else? CLCH!

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Jamone

Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.

Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH

Jamone!
Carter, get off the stage!
Jamone!
Carter!
Jamone Lee!

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