Alot

A word that actually exists; but since it isn't found in dictionaries it drives people up the wall. A combination of "a" and "lot."

Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned.

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Subdecadigital

Being of less than ten fingers.

"When that subdecadigital man tried to shake hands with me, I freaked."

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grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

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