Halley Cropper

To have a 'Halley Cropper' is to have performed an act which is perhaps indecent, stupid or inapropriate. The term is derived from the popular coronation street character. For instance if u have had a Halley Cropper, you've had an absoloute shocker

Doug drops his drink on the floor after having too many.
His acquinatnce exclaims 'you have had an absoloute Halley Cropper their'

lifeout

a person who needs to sort their life out, reffered to as 'a lifeout'

David : 'toms failed all his exams, got dumped by his girlfriend and needs a haircut'
Josh: What a lifeout. . . .