dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.

They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!

wasabotage

an underhanded interference in the enjoyment of sushi by burying large amounts of wasabi within the piece, usually out of sight.

This sushi is so hot, it must be wasabotage!

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farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

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