daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

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sky

a crappier and more expensive way to get TV.

Telewest is better than Sky

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courier

this newspaper that's obssesed with foxes

whats the headline in the courier today

Something about foxes

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scotland on sunday

this extra-thick newspaper that i have to stuff through extra-thin letterboxes

the sun rules

i'll say no more

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get stuffed

a word used by non-solid people who think they're solid

people like Harry Corns and Duncan Robertson

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cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

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Hedgie

A person with similar qualities to a hedgehog

no definition for you

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