taster's choice

When you jerk off into a Taster's Choice coffee jar and pour it into someone's cereal and they eat it without knowing.

Tony wanted to Taster's Choice Jeremiah for a long time but never got around to it.

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pinch 'un off

a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"

"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"

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oopie

Cute, adorable. It can also be used when your sad and your lower lip quivers and rises over your upper lip.

"Awwww. That teddy bear is so oopie!" "She made an oopie face when she found out her dog died."

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