peanut butter pirate plunder

A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.

I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.

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Yebis

A person who can beat anyone’s ass yet shows the most love to his closest peers you may call him a simp but little do you know you are correct his gf gets horny for his guitar and he gets horny when she asks him to be horny

Yebis you need to chill with the boys you spend too much time with your gf

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