Shiss

When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.

I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!

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Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!