Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens

“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”

Rixing

When you don’t wash for a long time then you finally wash and it smells like a wet dog sharting on a soggy trout and the smell rix you in right in the face

I really need a shower but I don’t want to rixing