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Fagstard

1. Fagstard: someone who is a faggot and bastard at the same, usually to spare yourself the time to call someone both words you just use Fagstard instead.

2. Not necessarily a gay person but a really annoying person that wont just leave you alone after declining politely eg bellboy, waiters asking for tips, email spammers etc

3. A homophobe. since there is zero reason to be homophobic. A homophobic person is definitely a closet faggot and a bastard at the same time.

See examples below:

1. Me: I called my roommate a bastard faggot (fagstard) last year and later apologised to him months later.

2. Emmanuel: I unsubscribed these guys from my mailing list but somewhere they still send me spam emails.
Me: fagstards! I have several of them also!!

3. Me: yo, I heard gay men are killed in Iraq by ISIS guys.
My reflection: such hilarity! Homophobes at day, fagstards at night!

by DavidandIsaac December 16, 2020


Food

The worst thing on earth ever!!
It makes you ugly, unappealing and no one wants you.

I recently gained 10kg, fuck you food!!!!

by DavidandIsaac December 15, 2020


Attention seeker

Someone (usually male) who derives pleasure from making themselves noticed by people around them.
Both online and in the real world, attention seekers are everywhere. Sometimes you love them other times you want them dead.
See Exhibitionist, a synonym

Me: look this guy said his birthday is tomorrow, I would love to get him something.
My friend: But he said last week Friday was his birthday also! What a pathetic attention seeker!

by DavidandIsaac January 1, 2021


Girlfriend

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.

Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??

by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021