Dry Vagina

A Dry Vagina is a version of the wet willie however enacted in reverse somewhat. One sticks their finger in their ear and twists it to suitably coat their finger in earwax, then proceeds to stick it in some poor, unsuspecting asshole's mouth.

John is such a douche, he gave me a dry vagina in third period and now my mouth is going to taste like his ear until lunch.

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