whoring cunt

To describe a very poor effort or to make a complete mess of something. Usually uttered in complete exasperation.

"my god! look at that woman trying to park her car, she's made a right whoring cunt of it!"

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Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.

"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.

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