Daisy Cutter

An inordinately Large bowel movement, usually associated with dining at the local

Mexican restaurant the night before

Tom?? He's in the bunker dropping a Daisy Cutter on the porcelain palace

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Porcelain Palace

Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper

Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!

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Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man

Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce

The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

Chafing Frame

This apparatus is a rigidly constructed of Tubular Carbon Steel, ( the stuff the Space Shuttle is made of ) anti-crush Frame provides support for individuals (the Dish)who’s Massive girth prevent them from love making with others (the Sterno) in the Prone Position .

And Candi Loveheart the well travel working girl said,, “Okayyy how about sliding onto the “Chafing Frame”, and we’ll give the old under carriage a look see ,, Shall we???