bobs evacuation

When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"

Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.

ur ove

Basically a way to let your boy know he sephed you and that ur not chill right not. Classic "ur ove" is said when one is denied entrance to a party or doesn't get their swig.

Davis: Bro where's my swig I haven't had since this morning?
Bobs: Sorry jahova they didn't fall for South Carolina.
Davis: Ur ove.

Chauncey

The given chance that an event will take place. Common uses of chanucey include weak, moderate, strong, probable, heavy, light, major, fat, etc.

Gobs: Bro what is the chauncey ur macking that tonight?
Davis: Honestly, probable chauncey on that one she has alright chap.

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Deeshed

An adjective used to describe when someone's passed out or their face looks like their nips just got tickled. This can be because an individual is tired or just can't hang with the boys when they send it.

Davis: Come on Woodruff just send it you puss.
Bobs: I can't hang sister, I'm hella deeshed right now.

Kolefat

A derogatory term used to refer to your kas maid. If she is being major dirt, just call that luub a kolefat. This can also be used to refer to the worse version or knockoff of something nice. (Pepsi is the colfat version of Coke)

Davis: Bro I heard ur kolefat took money from ur piggy bank and moved back to Guadalajara.
Bobs: Ya but don't worry we found another kolefat at the bus stop.

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